08 oct 2020 thread 2

(All Carlos Osweda threads are reposted without alteration. Proceed with caution, candor ahead.)

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As @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS and @VP Pence know, HIT BACK HARDER.

Each have different styles.

Here’s MY style.

You want to talk about FLIES?

Okay.

Let’s talk about flies.

You know what THIS is?

That, my friends is a BLOW FLY.

Specifically, it’s the Calliphora vomitoria.

The blue bottle.

Guess what THEY do?

“These chunky two-winged flies are large, fast-flying and noisy. The reason they are unwelcome is, of course, that females seek out dead flesh, like meat or fish on a kitchen worktop, to lay their eggs on.”

Bluebottle a most unwelcome visitor at this time of year

Guess why it landed on Obama’s mouth?

Because his mouth is full of rotting flesh.

Isn’t that lovely?

The president of the United States had such horrible tooth decay and gum disease that BLOW FLIES landed on his mouth.

And he DARED to criticize others for ANYTHING?

Autocrats always have absolutely nonexistent personal hygiene.

You know why?

POWER.

They force others to endure their stink.

I saw this a lot in my previous employment.

Here’s one of Oprah’s pals.

Filthy on the outside, filthy on the inside.

Disgraced Brazilian faith healer accused of running BABY farms where girls were raped, their infants sold to childless couples around the world, and murdered after ten years of repeatedly giving birth

Mao didn’t bathe for 50 years.

Stalin and Hitler stank.

In fact Hitler stank so badly that it was absolute hell being in a room with him if the doors and windows were closed.

Europeans stank.

All of them.

There was a beautiful German girl at my high school who smelled like a sewage processing plant.

She ended up dating and marrying a Norwegian guy I knew.

He stank too.

Refusing to care about your personal hygiene is a “spectrum disorder.”

It’s a signal that A LOT is wrong with you.

See what I mean?

These Celebs Apparently Have The Worst Personal Hygiene

If you have no contact with anyone, you can get as dirty as you want.

But these people FORCE others to endure their stench as a sign of their power.

It’s a primitive as animals marking their territory with bodily excretions.

So don’t tell me about FLIES.

When you have blow flies trying to get into your MOUTH to lay eggs, you need emergency psychiatric intervention.

Speaking of that, Pelosi isn’t done destroying the Democrats.

Nancy Pelosi, Jamie Raskin to Propose 25th Amendment ‘Commission’ Targeting Trump

This should be worth another one million new Trump voters.

No COVID-19 relief funds, but another deranged attempt to remove Trump from office.

STILL SUPPORT DEMOCRATS?

And speaking AGAIN of mental issues:

Joe Biden: “You’ll know my opinion on court packing when the election is over”

This is a new one.

“My positions should not be an issue in this election.”

Fine.

Don’t be surprised when you get 5 percent of the vote.

“Elect me to find out what I stand for.”

I have a better idea:

I’ll simply continuing ignoring you, since you’re a cargo-cult candidate.

I challenge Democrats to give me ONE SANE THING the Democrat party is doing in this election season.

Just remember:

I hit back.

Very hard.

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ADDENDUM:

Democrats think I fabricated the BLOW FLY on Obama’s mouth.

Morons.

The Lord of the Flies! Obama loses his cool during speech when ANOTHER pesky insect assails him (but this one has survived)

ADDENDUM TWO:

Actually, racist is refusing to hold a black president to the same standards of personal hygiene to which you hold a white vice president.