A multicultural holiday season

It’s the holiday season, and that means that in public schools across the country, multiculturalism demanded the acknowledgement and celebration of all winter holidays, for the non-prejudicial enlightenment of children everywhere! Winter Solstice is celebrated so as not to leave out the pagans, Hanukkah is celebrated so as not to leave out the Jews, Kwanzaa is celebrated so as not to leave out the blacks (this is the only holiday based on skin color and not on religious faith; doesn’t that seem racist to anyone else?), and Christmas is celebrated so as not to leave out the Christians. Ha Ha! Just kidding. I meant to say, Christmas is not celebrated so as not to offend anyone but Christians.